Musings about digital and agency life

Primate to replace entire team with AI

01 April 2025

On April 1st, digital pioneers Primate will be taking the plunge and replacing their entire team with AI in order to boost revenue, maximise profits, and reduce HR overhead.

Get out and do something terrifying

10 September 2024

On Friday, I paced over the Meadows through the thick mist, to take part in my first golf competition - and first ever round of golf. The things I do for networking.

We’re hiring a Digital Project Manager

08 June 2024

This job is pivotal to the success of our projects, the satisfaction of our clients and the profitability of our business. You’ll be working alongside a small but senior team of digital experts, who are responsive, friendly and solutions focussed.

Primate to introduce six day working week

01 April 2024

On April 1st, Primate - ever the innovators in workplace practices - will be launching a new six day working week in order to boost productivity, revenue, and profit.

Primate to launch world’s hottest procurement platform

01 April 2023

On 1st April Primate will be launching Tendr, a procurement platform designed to match suppliers to buyers on the only metric that matters - initial impressions.

Introducing
Lemur​Foundation

26 October 2022

LemurFoundation donates top-up budget to charity clients investing in digital. The creation of our foundation formalises Primate’s approach to charitable work, making it easier to promote to the wider charity community, and making a direct impact by improving digital experiences.

What is your cultural temperature?

21 July 2022

‘Culture’ - it’s become the whirling dervish of profit-proofing strategies, zoom sessions, and seminars, as the business world heads off media hollering that a mega-recession looms.

How to convince your entire team to switch from XD to Figma

15 July 2022

“If it’s not broken, why fix it?”

The Real Developers of Canonmills

01 April 2022

On April 1st, Primate’s talented development team are set to debut in a world-first reality show, ‘The Real Developers of Canonmills’, having been trailed by a film crew from an exclusive streaming platform for the past few months.